| We shall try to take over the world... again | |||||||
| Weekdays | Weekends | ||||||
| Monday | Tuesday | Humpday | Thursday | Friday | Saturday | Sunday | |
| Plan | Plague of Insects | Mini Suns | Day Off | Robots | Turn Them Into Newts | Time Travel | Brainwash unit #302 |
| Execution: | 6/10 | 9/10 | Gonna be hungover | 5/10 | 4/10 | 1/10 | 9/10 |
| Results: | Need more insects | Everyone is so tan | hungoverneedtostayawa yfromthetequilaandwher ethehellisthetv |
Developed Sentience, belittled my goals. | Need more batteries. Or more efficient newt-gun. | Whelp. Relived the same day for 900years as a 3 yr old. | Laundry is done! |
| Consequences: | Lettuce shortage. | Ran out of plutonium | Send apologies. | They balanced that budget. Gr. | Homeless have become suspicious | Maybe I should get rid of pre-school. | Place is too clean, can't find next weeks plans. |